Mindless Juices

Carolina Hurricane's win! WOO! Woo, woo!!! We're up 2-0 in the series against the Oilers. In an unfortunate turn of events in game 1, a Oiler defensemen put a hit on a 'Cane in front of the Oiler net. The collision rolled into "Roli," the goalie, and injured his knee. That's a big blow to the Oilers game. It may have been a major factor in the 5-0 shutout in game 2. Now, we head to Edmonton and try to beat the Oilers on their home turf. For the road, I offer these TRUE HURRICANE FACTS: 1.) If you open up a can of whoop-ass, Bret Hedican will pop out. 2.) Before he goes to bed, the Boogey Man checks his closet for Mike Commodore 3.) Objects in Rod Brind'amour's mirror appear at the correct distances. 4.) Life is like a box of chocolates; You never know when Frank Kaberle is going to check you into the boards. 5.) Eric Staal *IS* allowed to ask about Fight Club. 6.) One time, Aaron Ward lost his keys. He then spent the next 30 minutes torturing himself until he gave up the location of his keys. 7.) Cam Ward does not sleep. He waits. 8.) Andrew Ladd is the reason Waldo is hiding. 9.) Matt Cullen can lead a horse to water AND make him drink. 10.) Glen Wesley can slam a revolving door.