Mindless Juices

For the game tonight, some more TRUE HURRICANE FACTS! 11.) If you ask Kevyn Adams what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds 'til." After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" he checks you into the boards. 12.) Faster than a speeding bullet ... more powerful than a locomotive ... able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... yes, these are some of Josef Vasicek's warm-up exercises. 13.) Time waits for no man, unless that man is Ray Whitney. 14.) Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Cory Stillman slapshot. 15.) Justin Williams once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink. Yes, these are just adapted Chuck Norris facts, but they're adapted well (if I do say so myself). The funny part is, you could put "Rod Brind'amour" in wherever you see "Chuck Norris" and "slapshot" in wherever you see "roundhouse kick" and you'd have some really great Rod Brind'amour facts... most of which would be completely true. Meanwhile, work is crazy resulting in a recent lack of posting. So, that's a big apology to my faithful reader. No, that's not a typo. You are the only one reading this. And, thanks. However, tonight, we are having a viewing of the game... yes, it's not a party... a party implies talking and socializing... tonight, there will be many people at our home, eating muchies and viewing the game. Instead of socializing, they will cheer on our Canes and yell at the referees' bad calls. Oh, Edmonton Oilers, don't worry... we lost the Stanley Cup two years ago... maybe in two years, you can win one, too. No, but seriously, Edmonton has won The Cup enough times... we're due and we're bringing it to NC, baby!