Mindless Juices

Today, my wife and I are celebrating 9 years of kisses. Yep. We've been a couple for 9 years. Yessir. It started 9 years ago today after a Homecoming dance we kissed and we've been doing it ever since. Really! It's true! I know, it's hard to believe that a girl as wonderful as my wife would have put up with, taken care of me, loved me and not killed me for 9 whole years. She's pretty special, and I know it. Unfortunately, I just tried calling her to tell her that the Jeff Corwin Experience was in Madagascar, my wife's favorite island country. I couldn't get a hold of her, but she loves lemurs. So, that's the moral of the story. After 9 years, I've learned that my wife loves lemurs... and she doesn't mind my kisses.